Behold, the new Greyhound of the skies!

American Airlines’ new A321 Neo.

Sardine seating? Check! One lavatory for 60 passengers? Check. One flight attendant per 50 passengers – which equals no flight attendants? Check! No seatback screens, aka no in-flight entertainment? Check!

However, this may be insulting to Greyhound, we understand, because at least the bus seating is cushioned and they have no middle seats!

American Airlines ordered 100 of these no-frills aircraft to serve a city near you!